Granted, but after that you can only leap, not walk anymore.

I wish I was a better person.

Granted, but now you have to take every request someone has for you, no matter how pointless or time-wasting!

I wish it would rain a little.

Granted but it's now raining multiple copies of a person from the Little family.

I wish for Surge to be back for good!

Granted, because it is in store near my house right now. but you aren't near me. Sucks.

I wish my motivation would come back

Granted! But now you have no time for all that motivation!!

I wish my mom would travel with my sister.

Granted! but now your sister won't travel with your mom?

I wish I could get 8 more hours of sleep without losing 8 hours of time

Granted! Now you lose 16 :)))))


I wish my crafts worked.

Wish granted, except each one only works once before spontaneously combusting.

I wish I had a magical closet in which stacks of money just appears every day in random amounts.

Granted, but it is really stack of monopoly money.

I wish this smoke would go away

Granted! But now all fires have no smoke, and thus little warning! D:

I wish hay wasn't so sharp and itchy...

Granted, but now hay smells like turd. You're welcome.

I wish I didn't have to go out today.

Granted, but now you have to go out for the next 72 months.

I wish this knot in my back would disappear

Granted, now it's on your forehead.

I wish my hair would change colors automatically.

Granted, but so does mine now. Nothing really bad, but still XD WOOOOOOOO

I wish my mom would cook dinner for me more often -weeps adult tears- D:

Granted, but everything is either raw and undercooked, or tough and overcooked!

I wish I could find a cool desktop bg.

Granted, but it costs 3284729USD

I wish my thighs weren't sore