Hi -waves-

How're you?

Hi yoku, doing well. xD I still haven't slept, but I'm okay. xD
how about you?

I'm alright, a bit hungry. Waiting for Blizzard to fix my Diablo 3 problems XD

Oooh, I see, I see. *nods*

Then I could kill DEMONS! LOTS OF DEMONS!

.... Please don't tell me you're gunna kill me.
*avi is totally not a demon* xD

-blinks- Trying to destroy/take over the world?

Going to attack me?

Erhm, nope. XD I'm just here to give out cookies from the dark side xD

Then we're good and I have no need to attack you.

Yes yes, because cookies from the dark side will attack luffles on you~ :3

If the cookies ever attack me, I'll just eat them. Nomnomnomnom

Well, I guess that's the point. That's their purpose, to attack and be eaten. XD

Or drown them in milk. One of the two XD Then eaten

Oh, I'd pay to see them drown in milk, yell for help and then chomped their heads off.
xD sorry if I'm making cute things too brutal.

Get me the cookies and I'll do it.

YES! *takes out some paper bills and gives you a glass of milk and a jar of cookies*