She'd call upon the aid of an adult phoenix to kill me.

Holy crap, that hair layering.

His glare would paralyze me, because being turned into stone is too cliche.

...Oh wait, I need to die, huh. Enter...the sword.

He'd magic me to death, then bring me back as a thrall. >.<

With all that holiness >n>

They'd kill me with all that glow thar.

shoot me down with a divine and heavenly bow

Dash my brains out from behind with those chains.

Use her kodachi to cut off my limbs

swallow me up with her darkness

He'd pummel my avatar to death. :C

She'd use her divine powers to kill me.

She would use her ancient magic to murder me

blind me with the PINK

Call a meteor down on me.

He'd act as if he were going to hug me and protect me from this thread of murderers, then stab me with that dagger. Ow...

That...have you ever played RO? I do that quite frequently on this charrie...

She'd pull a dagger out of a boot while I'm mesmerized by her strangely fuid parlor tricks.