Create a cyclone with her wings, then throw her halo in there with me. D:

Taint me with darkness and watch it slowly corrupt me. >.<

the bird is rabid XD

She would spear my avatar through the chest and collect her feathers as a trophy :C

She would send some punks on a quest to kill me before I did something that would cause trouble for the world.

He would bury me under snow flakes without me noticing '^'

He'd burn me in purifying fire. o n o

Make me party so hard I'd die. :o

After I partied him to death, his ghost would cut off my noise-maker supply. I'd die of the ensuing sadness. : <

Hug me until I burst. xD

Use his runes to shiny me to death. Oooh, pretty. o u o

By yelling "SURPRISE!" from behind me and scaring me to death.

Dance me to death. XD

She would beat my sweet, little avatar to death with her party blower :C

She would flick that magic white ball straight through my body. I'd die of internal bleeding.

He'd freeze me to death. o n o