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Granted! Unfortunately, your hair has the natural curl of a poodle.
I wish fireworks didn't scare my cats so much. :c |
Granted! But now everything else scares your cat instead.
I wish I had all the money in the world! |
Granted but all of a sudden money is useless and the world exists on trade!
I wish I had more time to myself this weekend |
Granted! But then you automatically forget what you wanted to do with it.
I wish I could write the most successful novel in the world! |
Granted but no one is reading anymore D:
I wish I had less office work to do |
Granted. But your chores are now multiplied by ten.
I wish I had more energy. |
Granted! But now you can't fall asleep...
I wish I was a fairy princess! |
Granted, but you are no longer real.
I wish I could fly. |
Granted! But you crash into everything.
I wish I could turn invisible! |
Granted, but only when nobody is watching.
I wish my bra didn't have lost one strap. |
Granted! But then it lost both straps.
I wish I had the power to make people fall in love! |
Granted, but their life span is cut in half.
I wish I had perfect vision. |
Granted! But it only applies to things you don't want to see.
I wish I was a pink sparkly magical girl with lots of hearts and stars! |
Granted but you're actually a plastic action figure.
I wish I could be a Pokemon master! |
Granted! But you're only a master of the weakest kinds of Pokémon.
I wish there was no war! |
Granted but it's because you live on the moon.
I wish I had an infinite supply of Surge soda! |
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