Throw the belt, plus its heavy buckle, at my head.

Challenge me to a cardgame, then shoot me when I lost

Stick my neck to a wall with her halo then decapitate me.

Sounds about right.

Make the wolfy tear me to shreds.

I keep skipping words when I right me sentences. I need to pay more attention. D:
HE WOULD GREAT AETHER ME XD

TBH, I still can't match move names to buttons. I was basically button-mashing yesterday.

Throw the heavy anchor at me. It'd hit me in the gut...

...and keep going.

Great Aether is his Smash move. The huge flaming jump in the air, and colossal smash down.
I'M FANBOYING. -sniff- I HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT GAME IN FOREVER.
He'd throw his cape in front of my eyes, then stab me through the chest.

Both weapons, the wolf, and magic. ALL AT ONCE.

Final Smash? Speaking of which...Ike too slow for me to get a final Smash; everyone else stole it.

Actually, Zelda did, and I suck at avoiding her FS.

He'd hurl that dagger at my forehead.

Ulty'd...seduce (how that works is beyond me) Ike off a ledge.

My brother plays the cheap ass way, just plays as Zelda and spams Din's Fire. >:| (ouch Ulty, that sounds painful D:) ((AND SORRY FOR CALLING YOU A GIRL XD))
He'd kick me up into the air then impale me.

It's okay. My avatars tend to be super-feminine (but usually male) XP And no one understands my gender so, I'm really not surprised when people misgender me. -shrug-

(And my answer is the same as before)

Come on! You gotta come up with something new! xD

Mystify me with beauty, then stab my heart when I'm not paying attention.

D: I kinda do, Ulty.

Clunk me over the head and pull out my throat with that wicked-looking spear, then eviscerate (...that's gotta be a favorite word of mine, huh) me and toss the entrails to the wolf-with-the-ability-to-transform-into-a-demon.

Woah, man. THAT'S PRETTEH GRAPHIC.

He'd cut my kneecaps, then jump in the air, put his feed on either sides of my neck, twist his legs, and snap my neck. o3o

Ah, I can get pretty damn graphic in this thread.

Pin my throat to a tree with one of those knives.

Kick me in the crotch, slam my body onto a rock, and executioner-style me.