I'm contagious owo *stuffs Tiva's mouth with some puppy burgers*

Okay then why dont you cook them first? *sets Kami on fire*

*squeals and burns to a crisp* XAx

*giggles at Kami*

I'm like that inedible black french fry from McDonalds XAx

No you are Kami much worse.

Much worse? How so? Other than trying to eat people and torment them with passages from Twilight?

....I haven't done that latter one yet but I'm too lazy to look up lines from Twilight xD;

-faints- so tired x.x

*tries to drag Hygiene to a large oven* owo

-sprays kami with bleach-

*melts* Nooo nooo...whyyyy???! D:

i dont want to get baked

Mmm...fair enough. How about grilling?

No just no

"yes just yes" would have been correct uwu

no i dont want to be cooked... maybe we deep fry you

I'm already past my expiration date. At this point, I'm probably toxic owo

*shuts the door to the bunker* Or maybe the bunker is a giant oven? *turns on oven while sitting on the outside*

fml D:

eAe *clings to Hygiene* Save us you mutated person fox thing eAe

*laughs from the outside* Well...this is quite interesting.

-Sneaks in, hiding under the table with her books.-

*bakes* x-x

Huuuuuuyyy....nuuuuurrrrr....

o_O -Blinks, scooting farther under the table.-

Save me Lio!

How am I to save you? And why should I when I know you'll eat me?

That's a really good point. But then again, if you get me some meatz, I might end up stuffing myself to the point where I don't want to eat you ;D

*turns off oven* And now we have perfectly baked Kami & Hyjin cookies!

FUUUU!!!

Hygiene will taste delicious D:

Don't eat Kami! Eat more Hygiene! D:

>_<

-Pulls the table cloth down like a fort.-

LIO!! COME TO ME!!

Eat Kami! It sounds like Yummie!

I'm like a moldy/soggy cookie though D:

Ewww. Moldy water is bad enough.

I had to quick was my one bottle because mold was in it. Then, at work I refilled my bottle. The water at work smelled funny. And tasted strange. It's city water, but it didn't taste right for city water.

Old pipes. The rust and back sewage is delicious ^w^

That's disgusting.

I prefer the well water with my iron and other minerals. At least it is more natural than the chlorine infested water. It's naturally filtered by the rocks of the earth.

Wow, I just sounded like a hippie.

You're such a pretty hippie ewe

*cookie rolls across the floor* O 3o

o////o

Whaaaa? -Falls over, red.-

*Kami cookie slips into Lio's corset* -u- success.

-Squeaks and flails around.-

*Kami cookie oozes down* o-o On the plus side, Kami goo is a really good moisturizer.