oooh nice, an indoor rower.

We got the horizontal bike, but am I using it daily as I should.....

You can play games on your phone while you bike.

what
it takes all of my body to do it xD it's too much effort!

Is it because you go fast? Or it doesn't let you recline much?

I'm not sonic but I gotta go fast
how else will it burn all this fat

Ah, I just do my own thing and go at a slower pace at a higher resistance.

I need to make my heart beat faster to burn fat through breathing
or something like that

Just use a fan and turn it up really high to trick your body into thinking it's going fast.

hehe it's always on, since summer is eternal in this hellsite

Get one of those industrial room sized ones, though. Probably has even better results.

I'd love to sleep with one of those |D
dream I'm at the arctic

They'd probably dry your eyes out. Fans are good for moving air around, but not really cooling.

Aw damn D: I want cool air!! Would have to do the poor thing and hang a bucket of ice behind it

Maybe someone should start a business that ships ice from Antarctica to warmer climates.

The real culprit of ice caps diminishing

We can send water back, so that they can freeze it.