^y did u do that xD

Granted, but you burn your food (jk go eat!!!)

I wish SparX had the will to get up to cook!

Granted but somehow I still don't get up to do it!
Someone layed hands on me so we survived XD My character does not have to be put in the graveyard. Just chillin till next weeks game XD

I wish my dog hadn't just farted oh lord this is terrible D:

Well, at least you didn't attack the horrible Gazebo...

Granted, instead of farting your dog just pooped. Not that it makes the smell any better, and now you also have to deal with the remains, but hey - as your resident fairy I'm only granting wishes, not judging them.

I wish Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy and every other being who brings gifts according to what parents tell little kids were actually real.

Granted, but they were all registered child sex offenders.

I wish there was no such thing as canker sores.

Granted but instead there are similar sores that appear in your nose instead

I wish I had a few bucks for a loaf of bread XD

...which is why you don't wear pants anymore, I suppose? *smirks*

Granted. You shall receive Buck Rogers, Buck the dog, Buck Pierce and Buck Angel. Of course I don't know who's giving you a loaf of bread for them, but once again I'm not the one to judge wishes.

I wish to find a friend whose demons play well with mine ^^

Granted but the demons are generally a bit violent in play and you often have to put them in timeout and go home after apologizing to your friend for your demons behavior. . . .

I wish I didn't have to mix 400lbs of dirt today T.T

Granted. It's 800lbs!!

I wish I had motivation to exercise...

Granted but whenever you have motivation its raining!

I wish it was my day off already. . ..

Granted, but on your day off you can't stop sneezing!

I wish my hands were more steady...

Granted but now your legs and feet are constantly shaking!
(how dare you fill my day off with sneezes D:)

I wish today goes well with the new employee

Granted. Unfortunately, things go a little too well and you get replaced by the new employee and now have no job.

I wish I was better at filling out applications.

You are great at it now! unfortunately now that is your job and its all you do for the next 30 years .-.
I hope my friends cancel our plans this weekend. . . .

Granted! They've decided to make new plans for the weekend!

I wish my calculator didn't have to be on to charge.

They did technically cancel the dinner part without telling us D:

I wish this week goes by quickly

Granted! But you find out you've forgotten to do a lot of things!

I wish marshmallows were harder.