Kill me with demonic taint. O~O

Slice my head off with a halo-looking blade.

Choke me with his venemous purple miasma.

Pop up in front of me and blind me with her shiny hair, then stab me in the guts with a stiletto concealed in the noise maker.

Distract me with his butterflies, then shoot me with a concealed weapon.

Slit my throat with the cards..or maybe even the halo

Impale me with that staff there.

Choke me with feathers

Defeat me in a battle of the blades

Beat me and then offer me a chance at trying again only to continuously win...

Launch an all-out butterfly attack against me

Whack me with her belt. ;o

beat me in the face.

Stab me in the Back

Stab me, then use me as tree fertilizer. > n O

Teleport us into Die by the Sword and whack me with a kobold. Into the lava pit.

No really! She only *looks* sweet and unassuming!