Granted but now the gloss peels off faster!

I wish my eyeball would stop swelling and hurting and weeping at the same time.

Granted! But now from 0:00 to 8:00 your eyeball swells. From 8:00 to 16:00 your eyeball hurts. From 16:00 to 24:00 your eyeball weeps.

I wish lost things were easier found.

Granted! But you find them covered in a weird goo.

I wish I hadn't ran out of ice cream.

Granted, but now your ice-cream runs to you!

I wish there was a part of the earth that felt like spring all year round.

GRANTED but you live in the part of the earth that is winter all year round and it costs to much to go there until your in your late 50s!

I wish Mondays weren't so busy

Granted. Now your weekends are busy.

I wish I had more energy.

GRANTED but it was only for that moment and it's gone now.

I wish I could get into the art mood easier

Granted! But now you get into the art mood whenever you're about to fall asleep!

I wish I knew when Easter was without googling.

Granted but now you forgot all the other holidays and have to google them instead!

I wish this week goes easy enough .-.

Granted! But the rest of the year is terrible.

I wish it was winter already.

Granted! But all the young birds died from the cold.

I wish I could see through teachers to the board.

Granted but you unfortunately see through the board to the wall also D:

I wish dinner would make itself

Granted! But it tastes horrible!!

I wish my hair painted itself xD

Granted but it damages your hair worse then usual and you start having super severe breakage problems
I wish my dnd character hadn't died today D:

Oh Nooo!! Granted but then they lost all their levels.

I wish my bag would unpack itself.

I was only level 2 and we decided to try to attack an orc village SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo........................ ............

Granted but everything in there gets put in the wrong spots. You find shirts under the kitchen sink and shoes in the bathtub. What is even going on now!?!?

I wish to have the will to get up to cook XD -still hasn't-