You don't anymore, but the sun likes to sneakily penetrate into all the windows and cracks in door and blind you in the eye all the time instead.

I wish my arting this week could be for myself and not business related

Granted! But you get an art block in the middle.

I wish I could see a standing table with two legs.

Somehow, out of nowhere, everywhere you look in the far corner of your eye, like those damn floaters, you see a standing table with 2 real nice fishnet legs. It seems to be beckoning to you?

I wish people would respond earlier in the morning so I don't have to wait hour to get my day started.

Eek @_@

Granted! They respond at 3AM next morning!

I wish BandAids were called bandages instead.

Granted, but now garages are called garaids.


I wish my antivirus stopped with all the false positives!!!

Granted but now it is positive negatives and you are actually constantly infected!

I wish daylights savings would disappear and go away for ever

Granted! But now the entire Northern Hemisphere runs on the same clock!

I wish boiled water stayed hot longer.

GRANTED but now it overcooks everything all the time.
I wish time would go forward to 4pm today

Granted, but now every day is 4pm- 00 am


I wish I had more money on FR.

Granted but now it spends itself once everyday!

I wish it was tomorrow night already.

Granted! But your day sucked.

I wish I was as cool as SparX.

Granted! As a bonus, your body temperature has decreased to 0 degrees Celsius.

I wish my right hand could snap.

Granted, but now it won't stop and you have an urge to look like a silent movies gangster with a zoot suit too!

I wish trisphee will be this amazing forever ;D

Also I am not that cool, only my heart is XD
-is also blushing-

Granted! Only now Trisphee now has an obsession with mazes, and the mascot is no longer a bird but a Minotaur!

I wish we found a way to link all the planets together and make it feasible to travel to each one of them.

Granted, but then Earth explodes and we can only live in Space.


I wish coffee was less bitter.

Oh no, but is that really so bad? Hmmm

Granted! But now it tastes like a pound of sugar had been added!

I wish metallic paint wouldn't chip off so easily.