That flag is kind of mesmerizing.

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How about now?

I am now at your mercy.

eUe
...

It feels vaguely threatening

O-O
They will come for you once your eyes are closed...

legendary.

legs.

>x]
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

ohoohoohohohohohoho

[cackles in the distance]

>8D Ahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!
Planetary energy shall be extracted for EEEEEEVIIIIIILLL!~

bold of you to assume i can be arsed to be evil.

B} Ah, I offer a counter-argument,
that sometimes evil just does't give an arse about anything. -u-

Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

>O i take umbrage at being called a lemoni'm more of a kumquat

I've never had a kumquat. Am I missing out, or is it not that much different than other citrus fruits?

My fitness coach grows kumquats in her yard.
They're delicious. But an acquired taste, I think.

but, chocobo. lemons refer to smut!

Fun fact: Cats cannot stand anything citrus scented. xD If you want a cat out of some area, put a bunch of lemons all over the place. Be careful not to feed a cat a lemon though, as it's kinda toxic to them. :/

are oranges toxic to cats?

I think any citrus is. :/
But they don't like oranges and limes either. <x]
They know what it is once they sniff it, and stay the hell away from them.

:(

ik that onions are toxic for cats.

Onions are toxic to my face. <x{ Eugh. If you want ME out of a place, put a bunch of onions everywhere! I'll stay the hell away if anything smells like onions. <x'}

citrus is very hard on cats, root veggies are often not great either. to be fair though cats are obligate carnivores so you can sort of guess a lot of things are not going to suit them

o-0 I once met a cat who liked olives tho...is that one an exception??

no. plenty of people like chocolate and that shit is mildly poisonous to humans to the point where it has to be heavily diluted XD cats are just as dumb

onions do taste good, but due to me being a white british man, they're spicy for me.

Chocolate is mildly poisonous???! 8{ Holy hell. x'D Now, I think my body is a hell of a lot smarter than it seems for not liking ANY chocolate! And rejecting more preservative and processed stuff now. I cannot eat candy or I will get a BAD time in my intestines. <x'}

666 posts. at least.

i feel ya, void x''D i'll take them in most things but only in moderation with other stuff hahaha

sugar is a little on the toxic side too though human tolerance of that varies greatly. milk is also pretty bad x''D actually we as a species really do like to court digestive danger, huh?

what about 669?

Hoho, yes! o_O I'm not surprised the staggering number of digestive issues the adult world is plagued with.

How about...606? x}

ot the sexy number so not my concern!

To be fair, 6 sounds like sex. :/ It's one letter off.
By that logic, is 6 automatically a sexy number? <x] Despite it's similar appearance to the lowercase b??

well b looks like d which is the sexiest letter sooooooo.... yeah, checks out

bed. bed is the sexiest word, clearly.

The word bed is shaped like a bed. x} How eerie is that?

*stares* your bed is full of holes and vowels?

=w= MY bed is full of solid comfort, and an alien hot dog.

> alien hot dog

-n- quite!
He keeps me from rolling off like a stupid egg. <xD

i am not sure how to react to this.