Stab me with his katana;
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Beat me to death with those wings.

Probably the sword.

Er... She'd fan me to death. o u o;

It is a stabby fan with little spikes!
And definitely the arm blades.

lol not to mention tessen fans are great for deflecting the blade with little energy if one of enough skill is wielding it. -likes them fans-

She would probably kill me using a technique I just brought up to her just now and be like "thank you, now share it with no one else!" -slices throat-

His headdress would come to life and rip my throat out before he came in for the final kill. ouo

You would starngle me with your scarf.

Bludgeon with wings and then do something magic-y with that aura near the arms.

strangled by scarf, it's used so often it's not even Trisphee Times Headline worth anymore except that it's laughable for such a fashion focused community to NOT be able to avoid strangulation by scarf.

-ahem-

She'd knee my groin forgetting that that leg is a metal prosthetic leg and crush my balls and wiener to mush that basically drilled a hole where my man parts should be. I die a a bloody, painful, and quite undignified death.

@pharo: Exactly. You'd be fanning me to death because you'd be using your deadly fan. o u o;

Actually, that huge fan on Jirinjo's back? Yeah... It has a mind of its own. Actually, it's the one controlling Jirinjo's body. It will then manipulate him into weakening me with magic powahs and stuff while it commands those lantern things to deal the final blow.

In the news: Fan related deaths are on the rise. Please be careful and always bring sunscreen. o uo;

I see great power in you. So, probably vaporised :P

With a flip of her amazing hair and a bat of her eyelashes. ouo

Stabbed to death with hair chopsticks.

Regale of some past story as my ears completely bleed out and I die of blood loss.

He would catch me on fire with his sword and I would burn to death ;-;

-hides-

She'd probably stab me repeatedly with that tail of hers...or use those chopsticks.

I didn't realize this at first but you do realized that you're spelling my name wrong? That story though made me laugh haha
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A lady wolf in the night...I used to be a creature like her before "betraying" my own kind as they put it. There's a saying that "Hell hath no fury like a womans scorn." Where she kills me with her bare hands as I'm coming from a formal dinner with a bunch of humans.

Jurinjo would likely beat me up with that giant fan.

slice my throat with your fan

kill me with shiny yellow orbs
xD

She'd move too fast for me and shred through my fan at my throat.

Beheading with the giant axe

I could see you using me in some science experiment that ends up going horribly wrong..... or right.

*kills me with the fan*
x.x;

Probably sneak up behind me with those wings and stab me.

He'd stab me with his deadly fan.

the darkness sucking me in

She'd start to attack me with the energy sword but I already died...that's why I am unfortunately at the gates of hell.

Jurininjo looks like some sort of fisticuffs expert.
So probably that.

The bright colors would blind me and I'd fall off a cliff and go splat.

haha I like that one nightmare.
She'd test that theory of me being easy to kill by whacking me with that stick thingy in her hand.

Waaah, sorry for spelling your name wrong, Jurinjo! > n <

Anyway, you'll be throwing that book you have at me, hoping that the resulting concussion will be enough to kill me. o uo;

And apparently it did if that's how I would have killed you lol. You lunge at me with your wrist blade. Acting quick I bring up my REALLY thick text book to absorb the blow. Sadly the binding is made of well-oiled leather and the blade slips past severing my hand right at the wrists. This creates one of the most agonizing physical pains I can think of as well as bleed me to death.

Running over me with a teched out penny farthing >_<

Giant green Clank.
Pharo goes squish.

@Taiania: haha those bicycle things? xD

@Pharo: We'd have an intellectual debate in which you LOSE (haha loser!) but you didn't take the loss well and poison the cover of the next book I read which burns my skin allowing the minute toxins to seep in and slowly kill me as I lay on the floor all alone in a large library and unable to call for help. (wow what a run-on sentence xD)

@Jurinjo that would be the one lol

Mauling me horribly

She won't kill me, but her latest doomsday device will. o u o;