granted but you killed it and everyone got sad D=
i wish i wasn't sick or just didn't have to still go to school today

granted but you need to pay me 1st xD

i wish i own everyone here hjahahaha

granted but you can't keep track of most of us >=D
i wish i had a more money
--Edit--Did i pay you somehow?! =O my dad suddenly just asked if he should call the school for me, thus i don't have to go to school sick =O and i had 7 minutes before i had to leave @.@--Edit--

granted but you need to be a robber

Do you wish for something to wish for? XD
If so Granted, but that was it and now you can't wish for that something
i wish i don't miss too much at school

Granted, but what you did miss was a trip to a theme park.
ohh bummer.

I wish, I could time travel.

Granted, but you get stuck in the 1600's and because of your clothes people think you're a witch and hang you. D=

I wish I could go trick-or-treating this year =(

Granted but you don't have any fun
i wish i had more fun games to play for the xbox 360

Granted, But there is no such thing as an Xbow >.<

I wish I had some pizza.

Granted but it's only an inch in diameter
i wish i had a better camera

Granted, But I covered the lens with my tiny pizza, ruining it forever.

I wish It wasn't so cold outside

XD the poor camera
Granted but now its so hot the tires on car are melting
i wish i had a job

Granted, but its as a horse stall cleaner
Ewww

I wish I had another pizza, Kira's camera ruined it.

XD Yep poor camera! *Laughs*

hey, a jobs a job =D
granted but it's even smaller AND invisible >=3
i wish i had my license

XD True
Granted, but I smudged my invisible pizza on it, making your face invisible, causing you to go to jail next time you're pulled over

I wish I had onion rings.

(yes I want food.. I'm hungry)

EDIT:::: Crud beat me to it.. so.... I'll do both!!

Granted, But for not driving someone stole your car

Granted but then the onions magically mutate and kill you in your sleep for eating their cousin. >:(

I wish I had medicine....

HAHAH! Killer onions!!

Granted, but you are given the wrong kind of medicine for what you need and you have hallucinations of me haunting you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a Pie... That I can throw at Kira. XD

granted but i ate it before you threw it at me >=3
i wish i had a new license

Granted, But I stuffed it in the pie you just ate

I wish I could pet a penguin.

=O
granted but it like me better
i wish for a puppy

Granted, but it likes to pee on your shoes.
And eat your pizzas

I wish I had Kira's Puppy.
XD

granted but it pee's on your shoes too
i wish we were friends sooner XD

Granted but Kira's puppy has rabies!

I wish I had something to drink right now. D:

Edit: oh damn, no idea how to reply to that. XD Skip me?

Granted, but wait. we can't go back in time.. Fail

and Mica... Granted, but it was from the puppy, I wouldn't drink it!

I wish I wasn't so tired... and hyper.

Granted but then thats no fun
i wish i had a car

Granted, but I was hiding in the drunk and scared you to death

I wish I had blue hair.

o.0
granted but you have to buy it >=3
i didn't have to take care of my brothers turtles

Granted, but they break out of the cage, hunt you down, and bite you.

I wish I had a bigger pizza.

=O
granted but its 2 inches in diameter >=D
i wish i had another pie(without my licence in it) =3

Granted, but its smaller then my pizza

I wish I had a mini Picnic to go with this rest of all the mini food!

granted but it's all plastic >=D
i wish all this laughing didn't hurt my throat XD

Granted, but now it hurts your gut.

I wish this picnic wasn't plastic.

granted but now it's glass
i wish i was a dragon

Oooo Thats kinda cool! I could make a little display with them! XD

Granted but instead of breathing fire, you fart fire, burning everything down and the villagers chase you trying to get revenge

I wish I had some white pants.

granted they're invisible to everyone but you >=3
i wish i had more anime plush dolls

hahahaa!!!!

Granted, but they come to life and smother you in your sleep

I wish all my clothes were invisible!

smother wif love or to death?! o.0
granted but only the penguin and the puppy see them as invisible
i wish i knew what to make for dinner

XD both??

Granted, but you burnt it, so I made some Chicken Cordon Blu instead^^

I wish I had some chicken to make Chicken Cordon Blu for dinner tonight.

Granted but it's still alive 0.o
i wish i had some cough medicine