Toss me off of a cliff; killing me by hand would be too messy and she'd get blood all over her nice new boots. : <

Whip the scarf around my sword so that I wouldn't be able to use it, then drain all of my blood.

I'm thinking failed CPR maybe? Crack a few ribs, puncture some vital things....etc....

He'd knock me unconscious, then feed me to his dragon.

Blinfold me & set me loose on the freeway

Take off his blindfold and blast me with his heat vision

- choked by scarf -

Beaten to death with a bunny slipper

Choked to death with that scarf. >.<

She'd kill me by bopping me upside the head with her staff repeatedly. Owwies.

By knocking me out using her gourd then choking me with her scarf

One swift arrow through the head.

Through the use of her magical prowess, she'd trap me within the vaccum of space....enough said.

Take her silver halo and probably lop off my head with it's not very obvious extremely sharp edge

She would bite off my legs, make sure I didn't run, then slowly [and very painfully], ex-sanguinate me at her leisure.

He'd bury me alive in the sands he lurks.