She'd crack the gourd-full-of-TTX over my head.

They would whip their hair back and forth ; I would die of insanity - . u .

Would throw the other shoe at my head and it would kill me instantly.

She'd...transform into a Cheshire and turn my brain to literal mush. ...somehow.

Espy would choke me with that loincloth thing and then eat mah face D8
(cus its just so irresistible)

Ultima would gore me with their horns

He'd give me a heart attack by standing very close and then suddenly having glowing eyes light up in those dark voids he calls eye sockets.

Espy would use their demonic eyes to control my actions and make me decapitate myself...

Maybe I'm watching too much Basilisk....

She'd use the Soul Catcher to rip my soul from my body thus killing me.

Muse's mist will envelope me and suffocate me to death.

She would put me to sleep in sweet dreams then kill me with that spear thingy

He would trap me in his aura and slice me to pieces with his sword.

Fluttershy would use his mystical smoke to put me to sleep then slash me to death with his claws.

summon a demon peacock and it woul eat me

...bore me to death by reading The Prince.

Tickle me to death with a feather.