Now the lamp light is... more red!!

I wish I was in a better mood.

Yeah next weekend is already sucky XD

Granted, but tomorrow you will be in todays mood.

I wish I knew what to have for dinner

Aww, red light would be even worse xD

Granted! But what you want will take a long time to make

I wish I could watch my grade's semi-formal party without going to it.

Granted but since you were/weren't there you have no memories but a few pictures someone took to remember that you were/weren't there.

I wish it was time to leave and go shopping already...

I wasn't there, so even a few pictures would be good xD!

Granted! But when you go to the shopping you have the wait the same amount of time because the doors got jammed and need to be fixed.

I wish my right hand knew how to type.

Your right hand can type now, but your left hand is all limp.

I wish I wasn't feverish.

Granted, but you still have sniffles and coughs without the fever.

I wish I could see clearly without glasses.

Granted! But now you can't smell at all :(

I wish I didn't have to wake up early tomorrow.

Granted! But you don't wake up until nighttime!

I wish popcorn didn't have kernel bits in it after popping.

Granted! They're all fluffy white! But now they take 30 minutes to pop...

I wish it wasn't so hot at night.

Granted but now it is REALLY REALLY cold.

I wish I was less mentally exhausted

Granted, but now it's replaced with being physically exhausted!

I wish there would be a snowstorm today.

But the snowstorm ends up lasting for a month!

I wish I had a pickle.

Granted! But it's been sitting on the shelf for years!

I wish to see a shooting star

Granted,but now it is coming right at you!

I wish I wasn't so distraught over mediocre things.

But everyone else you know are distraught over you for unexplainable reasons!

I wish I could eat some sushi today.