You could have some sort of led type inset that switches between different languages for one of the words. The hard part would be making a 1,000 copies.

I forgot what we were talking about and thought you were suggesting some evil stuff for world domination

Or was it just wishful thinking?

Link it up with a facial mood recognition software and let the LEDs write the swear word that best corresponds with each worker's current feelings?

Me?? Thinking evil thoughts??? Never.

That's getting complicated, DbM!

But think of it. Illuminated swear words.

I do like illumination.

See? Everyone does.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SU...cvndfgbsds.jpg

a thousand of those tho
the price

Like a gold-leafed business card? Or the ornate designs too?

Ornate designs as well. Everything to catch the attention of a potential customer.

Yeah, they might even want to display it and others could see.

Inside a glass case, preferably!

It would be nice enough to notice at cafes where there's a bulletin board of business cards. Yours would be all the rave.

A friend told me to distribute my current card (all black with purple lettering) at places. But I wouldn't know where to start.

Are there community centers that let people post things in places? I wouldn't really know either.