summon a huge moth to kill me and use my dead carcass to lay its eggs in

Force me to run a 10k in fashionable but impractical clothing. I die of heat stroke and bleeding through my feet.

poison me in my dreams leaving the body in an unwakable coma

heh how did you know I had demonic eyes under the visible ones? ;p

...I can't distinguish what gender your avatar is. But I'm sure I'll die of some twisted erotic intercourse....

With a hoard of butterflies.

She would kill me with...toxic rainbow kisses. oh yeah I'm so original B]

EDIT: odd...it told me the post didn't happen. >=|

He would kill me with that stare.
I don't like being stared at...
**Cowers**

She'd pull her hair pins out and stab me with them. Owwies!

I'd have an allergic reaction to her pollen. Slowing me long enough to unleash a solar beam.

He'd shove me off the bridge and watch me go splat.

Says the person who has really hot avi's, Ju.

I MEAN, WHAT.

She'd. Uh. Kickmeinthefaceorsomething.

That knife ._.

they would possess me and make me slit my throat D:

The liiiight. Auugh, my eyyyyyeeeesssss.

-gets punted off a cliff-

He'd pummel me to death. >.o