granted but now you have no time to do anything but everything at once!

I wish this cat scratch didn't sting so bad D:

Granted! But now it's bleeding!

I wish photocopiers would actually copy pencil legibly.

granted but now it only sees pen as super glossy and wont photocopy

I wish my boss would go into the stores himself XD

Granted! But now he does nothing else!

I wish my printer would print when I wanted it to

wow look you said real life XD
Granted! but now it also prints when you don't want it to

I wish I had more then just rice for a dinner side....

Granted! Your dinner side is now a whole turkey with 12 potatoes!

I wish studying was easier

Well shit this corruption is awesome
GRANTED but the test taking is harder

I wish soda wasn't so seriously fizzy XD

Oh no D:
Granted! But now soda's mostly flat!

I wish good peanut butter was less expensive.

Granted but it is also really really unhealthy for you!

I wish I could remember the music that used to give me art inspiration >.>

Granted! But you find it's no longer inspiring!

I wish I could find a collection of melodic music without voices that wasn't on piano or strings.

Granted, but it's all so quiet you can barely hear it!

I wish my headphones weren't broken.

Granted! But now your audio jack is broken!

I wish bugs would respect doors and windows.

Granted! But while they are very respecful towards doors and windows, they still will enter them. And they still don't respect your space...

I wish that it didn't have to be so cold to snow.

Aww D:

Granted! But now it has to be very hot to snow!

I wish bugs respected personal space x'D

Granted, but they stay just out of your personal space and swarm around your "bubble" always hissing, clicking, and scurrying nearby. So much, You can hear them moving around and under your bed while you sleep....

I wish this weekend is awesome =3

That's scary @~@

Granted! But the next week is the opposite of awesome.

I wish the lamp light was less yellow.