no... i dont want die from cake...

Okays. But what are you gonna do next semester when I demand to make special cup cakes every other weekend?

not eat them...

Reyo doesn't even enjoy cupcakes anymore... they're really only small cakes.

You're going to not eat cup cakes???

But what about my baking issue?

well idk what to do about the baking issue

Merr? Baking issue? What baking issue?

she sometimes bakes to get over anger issues before she hits rude people in the face

Why not bake cookies instead? Cookies bring only happiness.

But cake is so much more fun to bake...I've even bought a cute little book of tasty and adorable cupcake ideas...(It has monkey cupcakes!!!)

Cookies are easier to serve, eat, and portion, though.

...But I like my muffin sized cup cakes...

Lol muffin sized

A muffin is just an ugly cupcake.

Also much bigger if done properly!

I bake my cookies in muffin pans. That way they always turn out perfectly sized, shaped, and portioned!