Tell them you did it for science.

Or self-defense.

I need Manila's runway look for when I do house cleaning.

self-defense scientific research!

The fabric on the bottom will help tons with the cleaning.

Yours almost looks that way too with the feathers looking like trim. It'd be cool to see some other clothing with trim like that.

I never clean the house! I'm always moving from... one bamboo house to another.

You would unintentionally be cleaning the floor as you move around. I guess that is the real reason Monét's outfit exists.

I thought that was the reason babies exist.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/44/00...79dfc602a1.jpg

hey where did you find that pic of me as baby!!!

I'm living the dream now, room set to 73F!!!!

Can we rent babies for this purpose? Would the parents get really annoyed for silly reasons if I use industrial strength cleaners?

Brr, are you wrapped up in a blanket to make it more tolerable?

I discovered a new business model.

Get paid for babysitting, then rent out said babies to lazy folks who want a clean apartment. Man, I feel it, I'll be a millionaire before I turn 35.

I'm too old to achieve that D:

I'm finally enjoying the cold, no blankets

Is there a way to get the babies to crawl on the walls and ceilings too?

It keeps raining every other day here. But at least it's not too warm.

Elmer's glue?

Still enjoying the AC
kids were here so I couldn't nap all day
friend made me complete my webpage to become a real professional

Do you have business cards? You could have some that are creative enough that others want to show it off.

it's a simple one
just says I'm a translator and has my e-mail
black and purple, no rainbow