Obviously he is one of the puppets from "The Landlady" so he makes me cynaide tea and 'puts me to sleep' so he can stuff me.

I...have no idea what you're talking about XD

He's (she'd?) impale me with those tails then nonchalantly toss me in a pool of piranhas.

Smothered to death by her butterfly minions ;^;

I'd be creeped out into paralysis by the mask.

The Landlady:http://www.nexuslearning.net/books/h...3/landlady.htm

^ that was what I was talking about Espy.


And Renegade would lure me into a false sence of security then rip my heart out.

A phoenix knowing well he's about to burn up and be reborn soon. Is friendly and gives me a hug just before it happens. And I burn up with him...only I don't rise from the ashes.

Necromantic powers

Mothra

He woud OM NOM NOM on my flesh!

After abducting my picnic-basket, she might summon within my mask's circuitry a seed, from which would sprout a great vine the likes of Yggdrasil's great branches, consuming both my organic and artificial minds to house her butterfly companions.

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A picture, to aid the next person with atmosphere ^_^
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...f_23012012.jpg

She'd distract me with her pretty plush, then impale me with her weapony-thingie there

Holy crap, Baffle, did you draw that?!

Rinni'd...uh...

...send me to spiked sugary-hyperactive death.

SUGARRRR!

....he'd grow tired of me bouncing off the walls and stab me with a cutlass. XD

The frequency of that thing in her mouth paralyzes my nano-maintenance units.

And yup! I did, Espy ^-^;
I had other things to do, so I never finished it.

Augh, hoooooowwwww. -fails quite miserably at digital art-

She'd....uh....hit a computer with the butt end of her USB trident and shove the smoking wreck into my face. Asphyxiation!

(That actually did happen during a robotics comp last year. The smoking, I mean. Everyone in the pit was afraid the robot would blow.)

(For a moment there Espy I thought you had one very interesting life to have had a smoking computer shoved into your face lol)

He'd kill me for looking at him funny (but I was only doing that because he looks so sexy lol)