Granted, but they don't let you in because... uhn... they're prejudiced against avatar sites!!

I wish I had more willpower.

Granted but now you are part of the green lantern corp and are forced to sacrifice your life for other people on a daily basis, fighting aliens and saving the world

I wish my husband would be less wishy washy on needed life changes

Granted, but he's now determined to change everything at once!

I wish there would be a peaceful zoo breakout somewhere in the news.

Granted! The breakout is peaceful, but then hunters go after the poor animals...

I wish I was more excited to work.

Granted! But on the day you were excited, your work-place closed for the day!

I wish there would be a snow storm.

Granted! But you were snowed in before you were able to buy groceries!

I wish I was able to control people like puppets.

Granted (oh gosh that's scary -flees XD-)! But after the the control's dissipated they know who controlled them!

I wish there were castles in the sky.

Granted, but they were blocking the light from the sun and everything under them perished and died.

I wish I had the strength to open a jar of pickles.

Ahh, that sucks D:

Granted! But all the pickles around you have magically disappeared!

I wish all the dust at home would go poof.

granted but now your floor is just covered in hair

I wish tattoos didn't afterburn so much XD

Edit: I meant to say floor but wrote hair twice

Granted, all that dust has to go somewhere else and it ends up giving someone outside your home with a dust allergy a severe allergic reaction!

I wish my bed was more comfy

Granted! But now it's so comfy you sleep 20h a day!!

I wish it rained more.

Granted, but now your neighborhood is flooded!

I wish I could swim.

Granted but now you live in a desert!

I wish this week was over already

Granted, but next week is just the same.

I wish for less fear.

Granted, but you become fearless and did dangerous stunts until you fell to your death.

I wish I can change my appearance to look like any sexy male Korean actor I choose.