*smites the batty*

-dies forever-

WAIT NUUUUUU COME BACK

NOPE, I'M DED FOREVERS

...
I can fix that. However, Batty would be allergic to the Sun and Garlic...and Natsu may become anemic.

Let's see...gizzard of a Great Owl...slime of a Sunfish...fur of a whale...wait, wrong section.
Hmm...tooth of a krait...blood of a flying fox...boiled baby...ear of a bat-fox...

That should do it!
Thrice the heckled crow hath cawed!
Thrice and once the bullfrogs croaked!
Jötunn wails "Avail, avail!"

But im already a vampire

The better question is: Am I still smited? And will I die if I drink the blood of another Vampire?

You cant drink my blood xD

Do you have a way to stop me? xD
-grins-

Garlic. Lots of garlic.

Urban myth!
Plus, I love me an Italian.

Ya'll naturally sweat garlic, right?

XD yes we also cut with breadsticks

And your hair naturally produces extra virgin olive oil?

Well duh its great for the hair

WHAT ABOUT PEPPERONI NIPS?!
Or does that go too far? xDD

Nope xD no pepperoni nips

BUT WHAT ABOUT A SPICY ITALIAN SAUSAGE?!
-WAGGLES BROWS EVERYWHERE-

At this rate, I might as well make some pasta, and just put you in it. xD

NO DONT EAT ME

You're an Italian Vampire.
Of course I'm going to eat you.

...*runs away and hides*

First im gonna drain your blood, and theeeeeeen im gonna cook you!

THEN NO HUGGLES FOR YOU

Oh.. well...


The question is, was I getting any, anyway? xDD;
Caaaaaausssseeeee, I need to know before I make this decision

Yes you were!

Then I shan't make a tasty meal from your flesh!

Do you promise? ;3;

I PINKY PROMISE as long as long as I get hugs!

Do my foxes get luvins to? ;3;

Well duh! They're part of the family now

Ohkay ill come back ;3;

Good! I won't torture you with chicken a ymore, either. <3

I call a truce

Hey, you two buttfaces <3

HAI ... WAIT... BUTTFACE!? WHAI?!

Kidding <3 Been a while since I've chatted with two of my favorite people /on Tris/ and not on FB.

=o I'm a favorite people!?

-sniffs- I loves my Espy. ;3;

Teehee.

I was bored in class today and scribbled Natsu's and my character from an ass-old RP.

...
*Watches from a corner*

LAW

-offers hug?-

If you're okay with one. *Hugs* :D

Danke schon, been a pretty tough couple weeks so far.