Slice my face up with claws

He would slice me to pieces with his sword while tickling me with his tail to make it to where I can't fight back

Cut me up with his sword and feed me to the kitty...o.o

She'd turn me into barbecue and share me with her friends.

Fly me at a great height and drop me...

Make me bake cakes until I drop dead...

Slightly true...
Whip me till i bleed out...

Stab me with his spear till I die. D:!

Pray to their devilish god whom sends black fire to burn me alive.

Sends his evil penguin minion at me

Turn on the music so loud that it summoned some music demon that killed me. XD

Opens the dark gates to summon forth a demon to rip my head off...

Impales my penguin pal and throws him off a cliff. I jump off to save him and die during the fall (but my penguin still lives!).

Summons a blizzard that buries me under the uncaring masses of snow.

I feel in a very snowy mood today. I had some of it in my dream last night.

She would open up the gates of hell and unleash Cerberus on me.

Hmm, so no power of mine to kill in elegant way again.

Maybe I bewitched you, making all those snowy posts about your avvie last night (-also stalked the journal thing-)

And Jurinjo would call upon the icy ocean beings that would chase me to the edge of world, where I would be bound to stay till I die, unless I chose them to kill me, or jumped over the edge... Most likely I chose the last and maybe even end up in another world, who knows...