Stab me in the stomach with the spear

...not stab, never stab...poke...lightly...

With those daggers I just now noticed...

whack my head off with that great spear

Choke me with the beaded necklace...

Cuddles me too much... and i die from lack of air...

Impale with the daggers...

beat me in fencing

Chase his tail until I die laughing...

I would definitely do that to you...

Poke me in my belly

maul me to death

Strangle me with the belt

Stealth assassinate me with daggers.

rip me to shreds

Bite my throat out...

Attack me with that whip and then set me on fire

Slice me in half.