Throws his evil penguin minon at me and it begins to peck and bite me.

With Adorable Sweetness!!!

probably fly down from above and carry me off to feed her younglings

THE FISTS OF FURY!!!

it's got a giant sword
LOOK AT THAT THING
IT'S ENORMOUS
two guesses as to what they're gonna do with it

...probably would screw me into a wall....

strangles me with the cape

and we're back to square one with that giant horn/sword/thing

Blinding me with all the Hot Pink...

Push me off a building when my wings are broken...

...Rip my wings off then throw me down a well...

... i wouldnt do that... i would distract you then push you down a well...

Poke my belly til i began to have internal bleeding...

...but then I'd fly out...so there...and I wouldn't push you off a building...

...tickle me until I can't breath then continue until I suffocate on my own laughter...

stab me with that great blue item

Punching me repeatedly till bones break...

Stab me with his toy horns...