Pffft wooow xD!

I wish to be able to bend all reality however i like

Granted
However, you will never know exactly what is really real anymore and therefore will be unsure of what reality you are bending at the time.

I wish my hair would stay dyed and stop fading so bad.

Granted!
Although now you're hair has stopped growing altogether.

Pssst, you need to wish something xD

Well...since wishing seems to have stopped...I'll kick it up again.

I wish I had unlimited money.

Granted!
But you give all your money away to charity, except for basic living expenses.

I wish I had a closet with clothes hangers.

Granted!
But everything you put in it disappears.

I wish someone would cook me dinner.

Granted! But they burn all the food they cook.

I wish I could fly.

You can fly, but only up to 10ft high

I wish I had a job

You have a job, but it's 48 hours per week.

I wish the solar system would move to the center of space!

It did, but now we're further from the sun and it's ice age again.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early.

Granted but now you wake up a half hour late for everything you need to do.

I wish I could have lots of cheese dishes right now.

Granted, but the cheese dishes follow you around until you finish all of them at once.

I wish the moths at home would move somewhere else.

They moved somewhere else. Now there's room for cockroaches at your house!!!

I wish my dad was younger.

He's younger, and he's turned into a baby!

I wish there was such a thing as pizza growing on trees.

Nooo not a baby D:

Now pizzas grow on trees. But they are seasonal :( the harvest is only once a year.

I wish it wasn't 2 am here.