but then youd be lazy

lol but then you would be wasting a wish
i wish i could hold up the wholem hollywood sign

why so you can gain 500 pound from one mcdonalds frie ! so much grease !
I wish mcdonalds would die

Granted, but no every fat American is after you for killing it.

I wish I didn't have writer's block >.<

but then you wouldent have any blocks at all
i wish guns ddident excist XD

Granted, but now every single law enforcement officer, and red neck wants you dead.

I wish I had red hair.

Then ythey would call you dread head
I wish i had lol sign

granted but its broken


i wish it wasnt raining

but then all your fruit and stuff would die out
I wish i had more juice XD

granted but its sticky


i wish i get a free fan sign :D

But it would break because of justin biebers fan base
i wish i had a lady gaga sunglasses

granted but you need to get it on ebay :D


i wish i own britney's dog

dogs poop alot
i wish i had hoarding abilitys XD

granted but you dont have money to buy things to hoard


i wish i have work

granted but its doest taste good


i wish for a leche plan

Granted, but Antigone doesn't know what that is. XD

I wish I had a heating pad.

granted but its not broken


i wish i have a new phone

Granted, but now you're stuck doing something you hate.

I wish I wasn't getting sick again...

Granted but then you remember you hated it.

(XD yeah it sucks to get sick.)

I wish my hand would stop hating me passionately. :(

(Overworking it, it's just tired. XD)

Granted, but then you felt the urge to gamble excessively and now you lost it all. D:

I wish it wasn't so gloomy here. o_o

Granted, but then your internet gets cut off.

I wish I had hawaiian pizza right now. D:

granted but its only mango leaf tea...


i wish i can eat now xD

then youd get greedy
i wish i dident have to get up this early

Granted but then you'd miss all the important stuff you has to do!

I wish I had a panda that could wear a tophat and a monocle all while drinking tea.

then your pandad be shot for being to smart
i wish i had more time in the day

*But that'd be illegal! Pandas are endangered! And adorable on top of that :P*

Granted, but then your days would be never ending and you'd die from boredom.

I wish I had a less annoying cell phone

then youd get no cell phone cause you complain of them
i wish i had a job

.::Granted::.
But It Backfires, it is the worst job ever at a penny a year.

I wish I had a Charity opened now T_T.

granted but its a charity for beggars,,,


i wish i own trisphee xD