I HAVE THE SUPER POWER OF GLOWING IN THE DARK...

See, it makes itself useless because villains in the night can always see you coming.
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I can lift up the heaviest things

But only on the moon

I can go into a rage and turn red...and then black out from all the blood rushing to my head.

I can harness the power of the sun.
But no devices exist which can channel that power.

I can grow veggies to be as tall as a elephant, but only broccoli.

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I can fly, but only an inch above the ground.

I can turn into a lamp...forever.

I call upon an animal to aid me in battle, the platypus.

i can win any fight, but only against parapleigics

I battle evil with just a magical ping pong ball.

I can jump really high, but I have no way of landing safely. o u o

I can talk to fish, but I cannot command them...just hold a conversation.

I can wear any pair of shoes and they are always a perfect fit! As long as they aren't mine.

i can mimic anyone on the planet, as long as they are blind

i can grow my hair to any length at about .5 inches an hour