Granted, but my house explodes. 8D

I wish I could steal your R4. <__<

Granted, but I sold you out to the government for downloading games illegally. >O

I wish I can find a R4 for you to buy.

Granted, but it's bomb and it's explodes and you die. 8D

I wish I didn't have to get off the computer now.

Granted but the computer breaks.

I wish I had all the red hairs.

Granted, but then you become one giant mass of hair


I wish to blast the hell outta Dracula

Granted, but it was the Dracula movie from way back in the day.
I wish for ______

Granted. You cease to exist


I wish for glasses here

Granted, but here is the middle of the ocean.
I wish that my Pokemon White game was patched and translated into english.

It's translated into English, but it's a really crappy translation.


I wish for a delicious plum.

Wish granted, but after eating it you get a virus from it

I wish I could be homework free for a week :/

Granted, but your grade lowers.

I wish I didn't have a test next Monday >.>

Granted. Your test is today!


I wish my homework was done already.

Granted, but now you don't know the right material and you have a huge surprise future important test tomorrow.

Wish I was famous

Granted, but they will all come out of your nose.

I wish my blanket was fluffier.