HA
don't try to fool me. That portrait didn't include your amazing, badass fierce eyebrows

They're falling out unfortunately. And not growing back. In areas they never get plucked even.

D: why
I swear that's not the curse I put on you

Menopause? Thyroid? I don't know. Never been to a lady doctor, but probably should to find out.

have you checked your ears? they could just be migrating

wish I was on menopause

be patient?

Ohhh, not my ears but that must be why I'm having to braid my nose hairs to keep them out of the way.

Isn't menopause extremely unpleasant to go through? And then you have a bunch of new problems to deal with. And bunch of new pills to take.

I already take many pills xD and have many unpleasant symptoms with my period. I hate having to use the night pads u.u

Have you tried the cups? There's even a Brazilian brand that makes them.

I know they're smol and you're not supposed to feel them, but if I'm scared of losing a tampon in the dark hole between my legs, let alone something that doesn't have a string leading outside...

nose braids are exceptionally human! you must have practiced XD

mdom: They can't get lost, you have something there to block it. Some might like to ride up a bit higher for people depending on their anatomy, but that's why there are different sizes and types. They do have stems though, instead of strings.

chocobo: They are actually wire, but don't tell anyone.

I have something very hurtful that stops it from getting lost, you mean |D goddamn cervix

Yeah, but it shouldn't hurt. If contact was painful then, umm, there would probably be fewer humans.

what do you mean it shouldn't hurt when my cervix is touched????