He would use some primitive trap to immobilize me while injuring me only slightly then slit my throat while I am surprised and trying to get free.

He'd order his guards to murder me deads. o n o

with the heel of her shoe

Strangle me with that scarf.

Beat me to death with the mistletoe.

burn out my eyes with all the white

with his fists

His halo is actual a semi-solid liquid and he would bend it enough so that it would strangle me

she would send the wolf at me and it would eat my face off

Beat me with the newspaper

hmmm.....I'm not entirely sure, although it will probably involve castration

Sick his girl friend on me...

Claw me to death

Tease me to death...

soooo true...

bakes me a cake with poison

...Sicks Tiva on me...