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Put her headphones on my ears and blast metal so loud my brain pops.
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Point-blank shot to the head >.>
...or heart, if you want less of a mess. |
death by pancake
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They would tapdance and while I was running away from the evil tapdancing they would spear me in the back.
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accurate
feed me fatty foods until i had a heart attack |
Hmmmm....probably whap me a few times to get my attention and then run me through with the spear.
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Freeze me completely and let me sit there >.>
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She would um...judo chop my throat.
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He'd make me watch the Resident Evil movies, after which I'd claw my own eyes out. o n o
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A strong dislike for zombies or Resident Evil?
She's make my ears bleed with her headphones set to MAX. |
The Resident Evil Movies. Love the games, love the zombies. RE Movies just...no. >.<
Beat me over the head with my own headphones. Owwies! |
explode my ears with the noise maker
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She would sic her deadly wolf on me.
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Cut me open and decide to replace my joints with cogs and heart with a stem engine, I would die during surgery.
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She would tie me to the bed and probably force me to watch a decent number of "chick flicks" until my eyes bled/my brain dissolved...love you babe.
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He would become the Original Zombie in HvZ and then ask for a kiss....
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