Granted, but the Genie mishears your wish and transforms your butt into mint cream

I wish for a wish that is not corrupted by the wish corruption

Granted, but the not corrupted wish was only a wish that held no magic thus not granting anything.


I wish for pie.

A planet-sized pie crashes into the Earth, destroying everything.

I wish the Earth back.

Granted, but now all the people are total assholes.

I wish for a chance to be the Doctor's Companion

Granted. On your first episode, you die to a crack in time, erasing all memory of you.

I wish for ham!

Granted the ham, at the cost of your thumbs.

I wish for a unicorn!

Your wish is granted... but...
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I wish for a book of magic spells

Granted, but each time you cast a spell, one of your fingers falls off.

I wish for a College degree so I can get on with my life.

Granted, but the degree is useless in helping you get a job under the current economy. (Alias, a degree in Philosophy. Had a Doctrate in Philosophy taking a nearly free contract job at a college)

I wish for more stamina. *Is tired* :f-dizzy:

Granted, but now you have ALL THE STAMINA, and can never stop moving. Never stop acting. If you stop moving for even a moment you die. And you still need sleep.

I wish for my Writer's block to go away

Granted, but now you're typing device is kaput.

I wish the same, actually. Have 10+ different stories in my head, and difficulty putting them down.

Granted, but now you can't stop typing.

I wish that my cat would stop trying to steal my food.

Granted. Your cat realized that YOU are made of meat, too.

I wish for...a wishy-washy wish

Conrgats, but you only have ten seconds to claim it.

I wish for the world filled with rainbows.

Granted but since the world is made out of rainbows there is no gravity therefor you just float in space and die from lack of oxygen.
I wish I could be a good witch and that my magic would work.

Granted - you are already a good - as in nice - witch, but you didn't specify how your magic would work.

I wish to not have to sleep.