Shock me to death with his awesome new eyes :0

Have me choke to death on the glowy green stuff

You got ninja'd!

Kick me so hard in the head my skull shatters

stomp all over me

Smash me in the chest with that giant buckler

He would fly down from on high on silent wings, slashing me open with his great sword.

turn into a giant spider and eat me

Triple roundhouse kick to the faaaaaaaace

turn into a dragon and nom nom nom

He'd use his green glowing power to hurl that spear at me.

Take out her earring and hook it into my neck

Headbutt me...

Slap me with his wing, lift me up with his tail and cut my head off

Stab me with firey sword of doom. o n o

Take off her halo and throw it at me like a frisby X3

Throw my halo back at me. XD