granted but luffles ends up being the name of a communicable disease with no cure

i wish dinner made itself so i could stay upstairs and play on the computer

Granted. Dinner made and ate itself, leaving you without a dinner...

I wish for all the lols!

granted. you are forevermore bored by everything on the internet that is funny and people resent you for it

i wish the lime was in the coconut

Granted, but the coconut is in the eye...

I wish for spam!

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i wish i could get this coconut juice out of my eye

*Uses spoon to scrape out eye and the coconut juice in the eye*
(Dang it, Corpse Party!)

I wish for condiments between the spam

(And now zzzz's)

Granted. There are now sealed containers of ketchup and mustard... between the shelves of spam in a super market across the ocean, and they're stuck.

I wish the weather would stay nice and not get humid.

Granted! The weather will stay beautiful in your location forever. However, you've been imprisoned in a sauna and can't ever get out to enjoy the lovely weather.

I wish my forum title weren't "Fresh Meat." XD

granted! its "harmless" now XD

i wish i can get the event items before the event finishes ; u ;

Granted: I'll be giving away 1 of each item after the event...for a price (YOUR SOUL!!!)

I wish for more strength.

granted. you are a muscular person now 8D

i wish to get more aurum! im broke ; - ;

Granted! And then you accidentally spend it on multiple copies of something you already owned enough of.

I wish I had a donut.

Granted! You have your body crushed by the heaviest most delicious donut in the universe.

I wish for sleep that I'll both wake up alive from in a few hours and that is restful.

Granted, but you wake up with your bed drifting strangely confused in the middle of the ocean.

I wish I knew how many licks it takes to get to the core center of a tootsy roll pop.

Granted: 3

I wish to thank Illusion for making me smile just now.

Granted, but that smile fade away until the dark abyss! D:

I wish I had a genies lamp that inside was a magical genie that would grant me 3 wishes!