So bloody :c

He would stab up my tummy with his sharp blades D: on his hands

Her angelic light would disintegrate me. XD

Hey, I'm just morbid at times, okies?

Use poison to slowly corrode away my insides.

Espy would go all Ezio Aldetoria o- *hidden blade in the neck*

THANK YOU for the AC ref. (It's Auditore, btw.)

She'd whip out a knife from inside her boots and peg me in the eye, pull it out, and stab me through the heart.

See? I'm not tooooo morbid~

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Espy would push me aside and accidentally break my neck while running to grab the candle first >.>

Yeah, I would. She'd sic Celto on me.

Quite obviously with that spear. :p

He'd distract me with a glowstick, then toss it off the side of a building. And I'd jump to catch it and, well, Rinni go squish.

Party me to death.

Set the wolf on me, slice me up, beat me to death, have the cape strangle me...Shall I go on?

No thanks D:

Throw her cape in front of my eyes then impale me with her spear.

(It actually steals your soul. :) )
Set me on fire with that sword. Or ya know impale me with that head piece.

And I got ninja'd by Angel.
She would have her cloak eat me. (Obviously it will sentance me to wandering the realms forever) Or use her wings and fly me up somewhere to drop me after severing my wings

Kick me in the gonads so hard I explode XD