*Grants all wishes above as stipulated by my wish*
*Give Quiet an invisible die* But...how can you see it?

I wish for clones of Na'lsa...

*Firstly, Na'lsa is Salone's Demon of Gluttony, so that was a splendid corruption of a corrupt wish*

Granted: You died in the process of the filming, causing controversy that cancelled the Vampiric Horror before it was released.

I wish to become Father Time, with complete control of time and space.

*Gives frozen raw steak (with bloods and extra frozen worms-I mean protein) and taters like they serve in high school cafeterias (mold and all)*

I wish for every day to be 48, rather than 24, hours...and for the human lifespan to be twice as long.

Granted, but the slowing of the earth's rotation causes crops to suffer and die due to their natural cycles not catching up. The tides become right loony what with the moon still moving at its regular pace. Tidal waves and famine tear the world asunder and humanity is forced to subsist in a hellish landscape. The increased lifespan also throws the population out of balance what with more children being born and less people dying right away, and you are all forced to follow A Modest Proposal and devour the young to keep the older alive.

I wish for 10 Cadbury Eggs every day for the rest of my life to enjoy at my leisure.

Granted, but by the time you make it one year into your wish all the Cadbury factories go belly up, and you wind up stuck with only stale out dated Cadbury Eggs.

I wish for a peaceful night with both of my kids going to bed at a decent hour with no fight.

And everyone falls asleep on time.
... then, ....
...... I'm sorry I just can't corrupt that wish it's too cute. And REAL!

My wish is money. Lots of it!

Thanks Faux, lol.

Granted, but you can only invest it in the stock market. No cash in hand for joo. O.o

I wish I could go eat at Azteca Grill. God I haven't eaten there since I was pregnant. >.<

Granted, but the staff is actual Aztecs and you wind up becoming the food on the grill.

Oh goooooosh you're right. I forgot. I might not have been...entirely paying attention. I accept the full consequences of my wish being manhandled and drown under the weight of everything suddenly appearing before me.


You wish is granted. You get a year's supply of salsa.
Last year's supply of salsa.


I wish for a never ending kettle of Peppermint Tea.

*Mixes peppers and mints and belladonna into a tea.*
Here you go.

I wish for a good life.

And you get a good life, for your goldfish.

I want an endless cup of decafe coffee.

Granted you get "decafe" coffee. Which does not exist. You get nothing.

I wish I could alter reality to my liking.

Granted Ultima, granted. But the reality you are altering is in fact an alternate reality that you are not part of, therefore you are constantly reshaping existence itself for untold masses while you struggle to make your world a better place for you and fail!

I wish I had 100 Speckled Eggs so I could just buy all of the event items multiple times already!