Fear is very entertaining. It surely sells papers.

True. A lot of the bad characters in movies also have the best costumes.

male friend says - I'll pinch your cheeks when I see u this saturday (bc of my birthday)
me - do that and I'll pinch your balls >:(
dude says - do it gently pls

why are men always traumatizing me

Not cool...I hope he didn't follow through?

Did you get your cake?

I hope he doesn't because I'm not afraid to punch a bitch |D

YES!!! SO DELICIOUS!!! T^T

It would probably be like a knee-jerk reaction anyway when someone comes in to touch you.

Too bad a slice wouldn't hold up through shipping.

I don't think I'll ever reach Banksy's heights.

Yes my go-to reaction is violence, how did you know xD

there won't be any slices by the time I get to the post office

Banksy probably uses a really tall ladder.

That's okay. I'll just get one in your honor.

Hehe Tuijp was mad at me today because I didn't tell him that my birthday was yesterday. Then I replied 'Well I told you I had cake!!' And he said he had cake too, that didn't mean anything. Why you people eat cake on non-special dates!!!

I'm not sure what the average person around here considers for what qualifies as a cake trip. I don't usually get any, though.

Did you upgrade your walker?

I told him I only get cake for birthdays!! But maybe in the netherlands cake is a common dessert.

I did buy boots! How did you know!

I just usually go for my artisan/fancy dark chocolate bars. At least when the budget allows.

Ohh, boots! My brain is connected to the interwebs.

But cake... is so moist ehehehehe.

But I bought the boots at a regular store! I removed my shoes to try them on and all that!

The checkout system uses some sort of network connection though, right?

Are you ready for some new boot goofin'?

https://i.gifer.com/QPg8.gif

Yes! I used a debit card :O

Aw D: I wanted boots that cover the shins but I have fat legs. Zippers don't go up.

What kind of boots did you get? I generally prefer shorter versions.

it's black and short, with a 2 inch heel. Very comfy! Because I'm an old lady.

Comfy is fine. Especially if they make you more efficient at kicking butt.

I can't really wear anything with heels. The doctor thinks I might have damaged a nerve in my Achilles but have to wait to find out.

Ah, yes. I feel like I can kick all butts.

No D: it's the armadillo heels isn't it. The model life comes for your health later.

I can imagine a classical piece playing while you kick ass in a slow motion montage.

Yes, no one warns you that wearing McQueen heels 24/7 is bad for your health.

It has to be one in public domain, because all the money will go to cgi.

Can you wear platforms, at least?

I wonder how much "Boot Scootin' Boogie" would cost, because I want that version as well.

Those wouldn't really work. Unless I have a crew of guys to carry me?

Why did you make me listen
Now I'm addicted

Sure, your own Pit Crew!

Is "These Boots Are Made for Walking" any better?

I'll just start wearing Crocs, for you.

No, youtube will keep suggesting line dancing to me xD

Hey, with crocs you won't be sexy enough to have a pit crew of your own!

True. Don't want to mess up your butt suggestion feed.

Appropriate for today... http://shirtigo.co/wp-content/upload...lovescrocs.jpg

I knew crocs were a very evil thing...

I don't know...there was that photo making the rounds of that doctor showing a scared little girl some videos or games on his phone, before her surgery. I think he was wearing Crocs. Seems like Crocs are for the pure of heart.

Well, is there a pic of that girl out of surgery??
Huh?? Did she ever get out of surgery??

I'm sure she turned out great. Once they removed the heart, her body probably adapted without it.

is she part of the faceless mannequin army now?

Once she has another surgery to remove her features, yes.

Is there a clever way to combine mannequin with some variety of robot/android into one word?

robotnequin uh mannedroid
wait
borgquin?? I'll think of something

Mechaniquin? There might not be one. I wanted to think there was potential for a different name there. And it could have a fashion theme.

Méchannequin, the french way eheheh

That would be hard to type with this keyboard unless I switch the language. I need to find better references anyway.

Your new username

Biomechannequin

Or I'll go with Rainbow Destroyer. The Desaturater?

D:
so meeeean.

hehe that reminds me when you used your evil CSS powers to remove the colors of my avatar in your thread.