granted but your a mod on a lame site that no one gos to
i wish i could do magic

granted but they were done horribly and incorrectly >=3
i wish i wish i was a fish
(couldn't think of anything else for the moment XD )

granted but it never stops snowing and all plants die and people can't leave there houses cuz the snow lvl's too high
i wish i was in an anime

granted but it melted
i wish i didn't have to go to school!!
(walking to school is no fun)

granted but you need to give up you present life...


i wish i was didnt take studying easy

What the, um granted but your wording is odd to the magical dealer, so you get the wrong wish

I wish I wouldn't get confused

Granted, but you lost the ability to think.

I wish I had a 8 pack and not this small gut.

ganted but its on your head :P


i wish i own a car :DDDD

Granted, but it was stolen from another account and fenris noticed it was stolen and returned it to its owner giving you a lovely message forgiving you.

I wish for an invisable boat mobile!

As invisable as the titanic ?

I wish i had higher post count !

Granted, but your posts only insited the anger of your peers.

I wish I had a Vorpal Sword.

if you had that it would kill you

i wish i had money XD

Granted, but half of them didn't come true.
I wish there were no exams.

then youd be stupid

i wish tv dident suck

Granted, but its all shows with over your head dialogue.

I wish I had a longer scarf.

Granted, but then you tripped over it.

I wish Beowulf didn't exist.

...why

i wish i stoped forgeting things

Granted, but then you'd always remember your nightmares in the mornings.
(b/c it's annoying)
I wish.....my physics teacher wasn't so evil.

Granted, but now he's a hippie who just talks about the universe and ends every sentence with either "woe..." or "man..."

I wish Elves didnt exist.

but then shed be super sweet
i wish i had lots of junk food

But then you'd get super fat >.> Jk, jk.
I wish I had more than 24 hours a day.

Granted, but your left with more time than you know what to do with.

I wish my Avitar had a dragon.

then you wuld be the only guy in a time warp
i wish i dident do vollyball

Granted, but then everyone else would want one. (@Cron)
Granted, but you would probably be less fit than you are now. (@Box)

I wish I could shapeshift.

(Not really, Cron...I'd play games/listen to music/draw)

Granted, but you get trapped that way.

I wish Elves didnt exist.

but then you would screw upo everyones life
i wish i had wondertwin powers XD

They don't.
Granted, but then there'd be no Legolas.

I wish I could gain 3k aurum in an hour.

(edit -- geez. I keep screwing up here XD)

Granted, but Legolas steals it like the Elvin devil he is.

I wish I had psychic powers.

but then theyd kill you for being a freak
I wish i had fingernail growing powers

why so you can be know as the health freak
i wish layers wernt so bleh

but then you would only pick at it
i wish all the family guy episodes were out this season