I can turn into a mouse...but only in the presence of a cat

I can turn into a cat, but only in the presence of a dog. XD

I can teleport right to Lucid....but only in my dreams

I can speak dog.... but only to fish.

I can shapeshift -- but the only person I can change into looks like Steve Buscemi

I can sing like an angel, but only about bodily functions

I speak perfect pig latin.

I can make time pass extreemly fast.... becasue I'm asleep.

I can always tell you the correct date... after I look it up on my phone

I can change the colour of my hat! Indoors.

I can see in the dark... During the day

I can raise cockroaches from the dead.

I can fly, but only when underwater.

I have the power to sing beautifully.
Only when nobody is listening.