*stumbles in with Lance holding him up* I am so dizzy Dx

-wanders into the speakeasy and takes up a seat against the bar-

Heeeello peeps. I totally haven't been MIA the past few days, yeah...

Its okay espy I know the feels!! :D

xD I could always hog tie you to a chair, if that makes life easier.

That sounds like an interesting idea, I believe there is some rope somewhere in the back.. *shifty eyes*

XD well now, you get the rope I shall pick out a chair.

Make sure it is a comfy one, We don't want espy to get back pains. ouo

What is this comfort? I am utilitarian. -finds a 3 legged stool-

>o< Poor Espy, Having to be tied to a stool. xD

XD yes well tell them to sit up straight and they will have less back problems.

-wanders over to the bar-

Some how I don't think that is going to work. xD

Its simple really, tie their hands together, then tie their hands to their hips and the stool, then their legs to the stool, and wall-la.

You forget the fact that Espy could fight to keep from being tied up! xD

Hmm I can be pretty crafty about that too. I was thinking blow darts.