Granted, but all your wishes come out wrong no matter.

I wish my roommate wasn't so annoying.

Granted, The world dies.

I wish I wasn't so mad right now.

Granted, but you have to be super duper sad.

I wish I that candy wasn't fattening.

Granted, but you will always lose teeth when you eat it.

I wish I didn't have to explain everything on here to my friend.

Granted, but now you have to explain everything to everyone else.

I wish I put less sauce on my rice.

But then the rice tastes bad.

I wish everyone had the same avatar.

Granted, but so much corruption and evil occurs that everyone is signed off the face of the earth.

I wish I can have god like powers.

Granted, but you're not allowed to use them. D:

I wish I had a cow.

Granted but she gives no milk.

I wish I had cheese right now.

Granted, but it was rotton!
I wish I can smell mars for a second.

Granted, but you cant smell anything else after that.

I wish it would stay this cool all year long.

Granted, now the temperature around you will be cool all year round.
I wish I can think of better wishes to corrupt.

Granted but all those corrupted wishes actually happen to you.

I wish I didn't have homework.

Granted, but you were given work to do by your parents.
I wish I can come over your house right now! =O