Granted, you're fired.


I wish I had a lot of aurum.

Granted, however it was immediately withdrawn from your account due to the gambling debts you told your lawyer about.
Look at it on the bright side, no money, but no debts either!

I wish for a personal teleporter so I can visit oversea people.

granted but then you can't get back home after 10 years

I wish I had the ability to turn back time

Granted, but you would end up in another time era from what you want.

I wish I could sleep all day.

Congratulations on your coma! You'll now sleep through all of today and God know how long. =)

I wish it was 5 hours ago so I could take a nap.

Granted! It's five hours earlier, but you find you can't sleep when you lay down, so now you have deja vu for the next five hours.

I want all the yarn in the world. ~w~

Granted, but your cats will just ruin it, if you don't have cats, they will just magically pop out of nowhere

I wish I had some food right now.

Granted all the food you try and touch rots before it gets into your mouth. :C

I wish my girlfriend lived closer.

Granted, however she has amnesia and doesn't remember who you are.

I wish I could meet my hero.

Granted, but soon after you meet he/she dies in a tragic accident.

I wish that I could get food delivered so I didn't have to cook.

Granted, but all the food delivered was rotten or disgusting.

I wish i could live inside of videogames for as long as i want, and never die. (aka if i die in the game i dont die in real life)

Granted, but your life will never be good whilst in the real world.

I wish it would snow

Granted. It snows... on the other side of the world.

I wish I was a witch/wizard.

Granted, but you were burned to death by your local neighbors.

I wish Ashy was here...