beat me with the maul

Strangles me with vines

Stabs me in the heart with his gunsword then shoots it.

Goes ninja on me by duel wielding his blades and slices me into three.

Hits me with the butt of his sword then brawler kicks me off a cliff.

Shouts "this is Trisphee!" then kicks me into a pit.

Counters my scream with "NO THIS IS PATRICK" and drops the Krusty Krab on me. ._____.

Uses a summon Materia and then make his red moon fall on my head

Beech slaps me so hard my head falls off.

Steals my heart and tosses it to the krakken

Right before it eats it she shoves me into the Krakken's mouth.

Drags me into the krakken to die with him

ENOUGH WITH THE KRAKKEN!
Her siggy makes me lose the game for like the thousand time and my head explodes.

I finally get caught in an explosion that i caused and he blows me up

Gives me so much Dr. Pepper that I asphyxiate on it.

Deprives me of dr pepper and make sme die from withdrawl ...if that's possilbe