I'd be glad to be let go xD

Granted but then you get lost in the grocery store

I wish my back didn't hurt

Granted, but now your head hurts

I wish that this cheese was not so spicy D:

granted, now everything is not spicy.

I wish I don't have this job.

granted, but now you have no money

i wish for the world

granted, but the world turns to something you'd really really hate


I wish some people would just disappear.

Granted, but they happened to be people you actually like.

I wish I hadn't forgotten about Trisphee for as long as I did.

granted, but you forget you log on name now

i wish to fly

granted, but now you can't come down to earth

I wish I wasn't lazy^-^

granted, but you get too busy you could never rest

I wish my hands didn't hurt

Granted. Now your ass hurts instead.

I wish I didn't have to spread the mulch.

Granted. Now you are covered in mulch.

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I wish I could sleep more.

(Being covered in mulch sounds much better than spreading the mulch.)

Granted, but now you never wake up and eventually become brain-dead.

I wish every weapon from sci-fi VGs were real.

Granted, but now they're all aimed at you

I wish there was something good on to watch at a time im actually able to watch it

Granted, but now there is nothing good on at any other time, so everything's ratings go down until TV itself eventually becomes abolished eternally.

I wish my lips would never get chapped.

granted, but now they're so supple and shiny and glossy that people mistake you for a woman.

I wish I don't get stressed anymore

Granted but now everything is too easy and you run out of things to do.


I wish I had some cake.