Granted, but now you're smothered to near death on a daily basis.

I wish that fairies had tails.

Granted but then again fairies don't exist so bleh. xD

I wish that rhetorical questions had answers. :s-laugh:

Granted but there not the ones your looking for

i wish i could swim all day with out needing to come out of the water

Granted, but now you're a puffer fish and who wants to be one of those?

I wish pokemon were running wild through the grass outside.

granted then they turn into even weirder monsters than they are thus, new creepy pastas :s-shock:

I wish to be able to pull a prank on someone xD

Granted, but the prank goes so horribly wrong that you end up in jail for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a pet fish that could never die.

Granted. The fish is already dead, so it can no longer die.

I wish Marshall Law was even more of an amazing badass than he already is.

Granted, but now no one knows who the hell he is.

I wish I had a badass skeletal horse steed that would never die, crumble, break apart, or betray me.

Granted, but it's a skeletal horse so it has no muscle fibers and there for is unable to move or even be considered living in the first place. It's also designed to look badass in the eyes of a 12 year old girl.

I wish I could grow a beard.

granted then it grows really fast, and quite itchy too


I wish I had pyrotechnics to use this new year (I MEAN NOW!!)

Granted, but they do not work properly and create a huge mess!

I wish that my puppy would stop getting into the trashcan. >:/

Granted, but your trash can now gone and the trash all over the place

i wish a little land to call my own

Granted, but, it happens to be a cursed Native American land and thus you are constantly plagued by evil spirits.

._. I wish my computers worked half as well asthe computers at the library. Damned library's Internet Explorer runs faster and better than the Chrome on my computer.

Granted, but now the library computers have downgraded to match your own. (P.S. what is wrong with chrome. I've never had issues with it being slow. Maybe you should try running firefox, or you could try changing your display to an older version. You might also check to make sure you don't have a ton of things running in the background.)

I wish that I could learn a 160 damage combo in tekken that works consistently, so I can finish my foes in a single combo.

Granted, then suddenly no one will ever want to play with you

I wish my boss would allow me to go on LOA. ;3;

Granted, but when you go back to work everything is in working order and he lets you go.

I wish that I went grocery shopping and there were more options for food in this house.